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4-13-08



April 13th, 2008 will be a day forever remembered by the Masculinist Coalition. For the fourth consecutive time I went to Pitzer student senate. For the first time, our revised charter was approved. The Masculinist Coalition is now an official group at Pitzer College after a 13 to 9 vote!



This was an uphill struggle that involved meeting with many members of the Pitzer community. I also had to step out of the shadow of negativity that I helped create by posting some of the negative emails I received in various places online. I can now say with comfort that the Masculinist Coalition is no longer being marginalized on Pitzer's campus. In fact, another men's group proposed a charter at senate tonight and was also given official recognition. This group appears to focus on more serious discussion based meetings and I know everyone at the Masculinist Coalition looks forward to working with them.

We still haven't been given official funding, but that will hopefully change soon. Immediately following the vote that gave us status as an official Pitzer group, a member of senate called for quorum. Many senators were unable to make tonight's senate meeting since the end of the year can be very busy. At the time of the vote, there wasn't quorum but since that was not questioned until after the vote the initial vote stands! Unfortunately, because it was now confirmed that there wasn't quorum the issue of funding couldn't be resolved. Hopefully that will be taken care of next week.

Some senators wanted to postpone this issue indefinitely, and I'm glad that proposition was rejected. It would be hard to continue being positive and establishing good will on campus if we felt like we were being ignored and placed on a potentially infinite time out. I'm proud of Pitzer Senate for ratifying two separate group charters that will hopefully further a positive male identity on campus and throughout the world.

Sorry for the delay in adding the minutes of our most recent meeting. Enjoy the excellent photographs taken by student photographer Than Volk.

Masculinist Coalition minutes for 4-10-08

I. We all went around and said our names. Attendance included...
Phil, Jeremy, Mike, Noah, Nathaniel, James, Alex, Ryan, Luke, Pablo, Annika, Colin, Dashiell, Andrew, Ian and a prospective student.

II. MOTW
Jahangir and Charleton Heston were nominated Men of the Week. Jahangir trained gazelles to fight, was taking over countries and leading armies at the age of 12 and was an all around badass dude who didn't take shit from anybody. This was the second consecutive time he was nominated and I'm glad he finally got the honor. The late Charleton Heston was the second MOTW. He will forever be remembered for his roles in Ben Hur, The Ten Commandments, Planet of the Apes and Soylent Green. He had a face that belonged in another era. His work with the NRA was also mentioned. He will be missed.

III. Admitted Student Day
Apparently this was going on at the same time as our meeting. We were trying to plan ahead for it, but failed. We will be prepared for the next admitted students day next weekend with a Slip-N-Slide and Man Juice. 45 dollars was approved to spend. Someone mentioned purchasing some industrial strength (wtf?) KY Jelly. To save money, all Masculinist Co. members will visit the student health center and load up on as much free lubricant as they'll provide.

V. Money like Ron Paul
Our pockets are swollen as heck from all these donations we're getting online. How do we spend the money? We'll keep our eyes open for a Go-Kart on craigslist and ebay. Preferably electric for environmental reasons. 100 dollars was approved to send care packages to our troops in Iraq. Not all of us agree with this war, and we're sure not all of them do either, but it would be nice to make their tour of duty a little more tolerable. There's some group that sends them Silly String which helps them test for trip-wires when they enter a building. Also, we'll use some of this money to fill up a car with gas and visit a Battered Women and Children center. We might even make a donation assuming there's no funny stuff going on when we get there. Painting a growing mural on Pitzer's campus with the MOTW was also brought up, but fortunately we don't have to fund that.

V. Town Hall Meeting + Senate
Go to both of these things and speak up about your experience as a Masculinist. Wear something nice to Senate if you have it.

VI. Zombie Porn
I gave a moving discussion regarding this random porn I was watching the other day. I skipped the exposition and neglected to read the title. All of a sudden, I realized I was watching this really scary porno that had a zombie protagonist. His eyes were yellow, his teeth were pointy and it was a terrifying experience I won't soon forget. The bottom line is the Internet is a scary place and if you're going to experiment with pornographic content, read the title and pay attention to the opening story-line so you know what you're getting into. You'll never be more vulnerable than when you're totally naked in front of your computer with a candle lit at 3 in the afternoon. Be safe out there.

VII. NBA Playoffs
We'll be having some kind of a party in the GSC for the first game of the NBA playoffs that start 4-20-08. More details/funding will be discussed at the next meeting.

VIII. Mother's Day
The follow Irish proverb was read: A man loved his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest" Mother's Day is coming up and everyone should take the time to make a nice card for their mom. Decorate the envelope and write "don't open until mother's day" on the back. It's a great day to honor the woman who brought you into this world. If things aren't so great between you and your mom, use this time to repair the situation. On a much more serious note, if you don't have a mom and this time of year gets you down don't hesitate to speak to any Masculinist Coalition members about it.







That's all for now. Thanks again, Pitzer Student Senate! You all made me proud to be a Pitzer student tonight. I have another interview on KROQ's Kevin and Bean show tomorrow at 7:30am and I can't wait to tell them all about this.

Dashiell Driscoll
President of Pitzer's Masculinist Coalition
http://masculinists.org



4-8-08



I went to senate with a revised charter, taking into account input at the last senate meeting, and was denied funding and official recognition for the Masculinist Coalition for a third consecutive time. Once again, protesters showed up to voice their objections to this group. One senator even compared the name Masculinist to a group that might want to call themselves the Nazis or KKK. This time, we actually had a protestor on our side: Banana Man!



Banana Man showed up early and had to sit through 45 minutes of non-Masculinist related business. He almost passed out from de-hydration in what is, apparently, a very warm suit even if you're almost naked. He wasn't aware of how senate worked and was actually voting yay or nay on issues for about half an hour before he was informed only senators can vote.

On a dramatically less humorous note, I approached protesters from the Feminist Coalition after senate to thank them for coming out every week to voice their opinion. I told them that I won't be posting any of their emails online and encouraged them to feel safe and comfortable meeting up with me. I tried to engage them all peacefully to hear more of their side of things, but one member of the Pitzer Feminist Coalition didn't want to keep things peaceful.

This fellow Pitzer student, and member of the Feminsit Coalition, told me repeatedly that she wanted to punch me in the face. She said the only thing preventing her from doing so was her desire to graduate. She made it clear that this wasn't just some joking remark and even asked for my measurements in height and weight to assess if she could "take me" in some kind of fight she had apparently been fantasizing about. Who the hell does she think she is threatening another member of this student body? Apparently she wants all of the privilege that comes with gender equality, but none of the responsibility.

She went on to say that the Feminist Coalition had "no end" to the jokes they tell about the Masculinists. She condescendingly criticized the group for being "very gay" (referencing the Man Juice cooler we have at every meeting) like being gay was some kind of bad thing. The whole encounter left me shocked, disgusted and sincerely concerned for my safety at Pitzer College. I think it's painfully ironic that this same girl minutes before threatening me, in order to insure we would get denied funding, would read comments out loud at Pitzer Student Senate from anonymous Internet users that have no affiliation to our group. I'm liable for users I can't control but Feminist Coalition isn't held accountable for their openly violent and homophobic members? This person asked me to keep this kind of issue in the community, and off the Internet, but I see no reason why her hateful actions should remain hidden here at Pitzer.

This angry young lady certainly doesn't speak for all members of the Feminist Coalition. Two members of the Feminist Coalition have contacted me to condemn this girl's words and express that's not how they feel as a group about me or the Masculinist Coalition. Furthermore, this girl certainly doesn't speak for all members of the Pitzer Community. Dozens of Pitzer students have contacted me to say that they support what the Masculinist Coalition is doing, but feel afraid to speak out to support us. Thanks to this violent threat from a Feminist Coalition member, I can understand why.

The Masculinist Coalition will continue to improve our charter and will be at Senate this upcoming Sunday to apply for funding and official recognition again. Thank you to all the concerned people who have contacted me to offer support, donations, legal council and constructive criticism. The Masculinist Coalition will meet on Thursday at 7:33pm in front of the Grove House and I'll be sure to post an update after.

Dashiell Driscoll
President of Pitzer's Unofficial Masculinist Coalition
http://masculinists.org



4-6-08

Sorry for the late update, it's been a busy weekend. We didn't want to videotape this last meeting because we knew some people were coming to voice their concerns and wanted to make them feel as comfortable as possible. We'll videotape our meeting next week and provide a safe space behind the camera for anyone who doesn't want to appear on screen. Here's a copy of the exact minutes I sent out to the campus on Saturday.

Minutes from the Masculinist Coalition meeting on 4-3-08

-Everyone went around and said their name. Attendance included...
Dashiell, Andrew, Neil, Chris, Brian, Jacob, Pablo, Betty, Collin, Melissa, Ryan, MIke, Jeremy and Megan

-Man of the Week
Ralph Garman (of the Kevin and Bean show) and Arnaldo Rodriguez (from the admissions office) were our two men of the week.

Ralph was voted man of the week because he was the first person to give the Masculinist Coalition funding. He's also a regular on Family Guy and uses his voice talents to make the morning show a fun time. Arnaldo was voted the other man of the week because he's a very nice, well tempered individual and none of us would be here at Pitzer without him. His choices at the admissions office have shaped Pitzer and given us the chance to meet and mingle with a diverse selection of people.

Andrew also gave a very moving 10 minute presentation about a man who killed over 20,000 animals, had 800 wives, was commanding armies at the age of 12 and trained jaguars to help him hunt. He only got one vote, but Andrew promised to continue nominating him until he is one of the MOTW.

-Spending Money Ideas
Spending money quickly is more fun than spending it slowly so we want to rapidly burn all the donations we've been receiving from Ralph/random supporters/t-shirt sales in fun and potentially socially responsible ways

Maybe we're going to do an astronaut appreciation day (including female astronauts) and assign a budget to 5 members to build their own astronaut suits and then navigate an obstacle course. We might do this at Kohoutek.

We might spend Ralph's money specifically on a go-kart that we can buy cheap off of craigslist and spend time repairing. Members can rent the go-kart for a night. Fuel efficiency and environmental impact will be considered.

Give back to the community with a cooking day- everything from red meet to green vegetables. Maybe coordinate a cook off with all the clubs where everyone brings something to the table.

Buy more poppers/legal fireworks with the money to make the meetings more fun.

Buy a slip-n-slide and a keg that we can re-fill/decorate.

Bowling night still hasn't happened- we'll contact a local alley about sponsoring us.

Maybe go to some local bar that lets you throw peanuts on the ground.

-Dashiell Q&A
Members of senate showed up to say how pleasantly surprised with their experience at a meeting. They asked me how I would bridge the gap between people misunderstanding our club name, make people feel comfortable coming to our clubs, etc.

I assured them I would address this in a speech in senate on Sunday, and would use 100% of the money Senate will (hopefully) give us Sunday night to hold a Meet Your Pitzer Masculinist Coalition mixer at the Grovehouse where everyone can show up, see what we're all about and decide for themselves just how good/bad this club really is. There will be an Italian wedding style lineup where you can tell me how the club has wronged you/made you feel uncomfortable and I can apologize while I shake your hand and look you in the eye. I will wear white gloves and a smile. And other clothes, of course.

-Pepto Bismal Awareness
Andrew gave a moving discussion on the risks of Pepto Bismal chewables. He did some research and found out that if you eat too many of them after having a meal consisting largely of frozen meatballs, your feces will be black and that can be scary. It's not necessarily bad for you, but it is alarming and is an issue for men and women.

Mike informed us that it's not just the chewables- the liquid Pepto Bismal will also make your feces turn a frightening shade of black. It happened once to his friend who drank a whole bottle on a dare.

We sill don't know if this is the case for Pepto Bismal pills but we will use some of our budget to investigate.

That's all folks! Thanks a lot to Megan, Melissa and Betty who showed up with some admitted apprehension but sat through the meeting with an open mind and a positive attitude. You rule.

Dashiell Driscoll
President of Pitzer's Unofficial Masculinist Coalition
http://masculinists.org



4-2-08



Thank you SO MUCH to Ralph Garman and everyone at the Kevin & Bean show (on the world famous KROQ) for having me on their show yesterday to represent the Masculinist Coalition. I've been a loyal listener since I was a kid and it was a real honor to be interviewed. Ralph Garman, a true champion, not only made sure the Masculinist Coalition was featured on the show but generously offered to write a check for the exact amount of cash ($150.00) Pitzer Student Senate has denied us twice!



Thanks, Ralph! I look forward to having you as a guest speaker in the near future and will be sure to let you know how your money is being spent. Your generosity has sparked a wave of emails from people looking to donate/help out in any way they can and I couldn't be more grateful for the amount of exposure and positive support you helped generate. The Masculinist Coalition will forever be indebted to KROQ and the Kevin & Bean show. Anytime you're interested in having me back on the air please don't hesitate to ask.

Did you miss the interview? I've uploaded the entire thing for your streaming pleasure below. Towards the end of the interview Pitzer's Feminist Coalition president Phoebe calls in to voice her opinion. She actually agrees to let our group exist and leave us alone! Thank you Phoebe! It almost makes me want to post victory.jpg again.



Thanks again to Ralph, everyone at the Kevin & Bean show and all the wonderful people who have taken the time to contact me. My inbox is being bombarded, but I'll do my best to respond to all of you. If you're interested in supporting the Masculinist Coalition in any way, please contact me or buy a shirt here (we get 90% of the revenue).

The Masculinist Coalition will meet tomorrow (Thursday) at 6:33pm in front of the Grove House. I'll be sure to post an update.

Dashiell Driscoll
President of Pitzer's Unofficial Masculinist Coalition
http://masculinists.org



3-31-08



I went to student senate last night with a revised charter and was denied funding and official recognition for a second time. On a positive note, this time it wasn't unanimous! Five senators raised their hand in favor of our charter and I'd like to commend them for their choice to do so.

Why are we still getting denied funding and official recognition? The level of scrutiny every single word in this charter is put under is absurd and borderline fascist. One person said that our charter's language was ridiculous because it said "we don't discriminate" and how can any group be sure they don't discriminate? I kid you not, he actually turned our pledge to not discriminate into a bad thing and a room full of student senators nodded in approval while a few rational minds shook their heads in disgust/disbelief.



Another person in attendance said it was embarassing for the school to support a group that uses a name that some people might associate with a male dominance movement. The fact of the matter is that there are a wide variety of results that pop up when you google masculinist and very few of them fit any kind of negative description. You know what's really embarassing? Pitzer college wanting to keep negative connotations attached to a word that could be positive.

The only piece of criticism that I found to be valid was a comment that making a person's vote weigh more for every semester they attend 3/4 of the meetings could create an insurmountable level of power with a few members. I'll be sure to change that in the next draft. I think a person should be given no more than 2 votes, a fair reward for consistent attendance.

The Masculinist Coalition will re-apply for funding/official recognition next week at student senate. Anyone who wants to help me revise the charter can Contact Me with suggestions and we can meet in person later this week. Just don't complain that we need to change our name because it will never happen. To say one group can call themselves A but another group can't call themselves B is bullshit, and I'm not going to cave just because it would be a shortcut to $150.00

In the meantime, I'll be actively reaching out to anyone and everyone who could potentially sponsor us. Anyone interested in sponsoring the Masculinist Coalition, either locally at Pitzer College or on a national level, should feel free to contact me. Anyone who wants to share their feelings with the Pitzer student senate can email them all at once here: senate@pitzer.edu.

Please feel free to read our revised charter (complete with by-laws) below. I'll be doing an interview tomorrow morning @ 9 am (April 1st...no joke) on the Kevin & Bean show on 106.7 KROQ. Anyone in the world can stream it live at kroq.com

Dashiell Driscoll
President of Pitzer's Unofficial Masculinist Coalition
http://masculinists.org

PS- I think it's nothing short of hilarious that people wanted to nitpick over all words in our charter but nobody seemed to have a problem with the Shenanigans by-laws.

[charter]

The Masculinist Coalition is a group created to celebrate man as members see fit, discuss issues men face and (most importantly) have a good time with other people of a similar mindset.

This group is looking to find things that are deeply tied to male identity for each individual member that were not being represented in any previous organization on campus. The Masculinist Coalition will gather to discuss what these things are and plan events to share them with other members of the community in a fun and light hearted way. We also will hold events to show pride regarding the male identity we establish (which is not static and can be molded by members who consistently attend and offer their input) as well as create a general awareness of who we are and what we are all about.

We do not discriminate. All members of all races, genders, sexual orientations and religions are encouraged to attend our events. This group will address, but is not limited to, heterosexul issues which members feel were previously under represented on campus. Anyone can attend and discuss any issues they have with being a male/male identity/or any relationships they experience with male identity. This includes people who are not men and this includes people who are not heterosexual. This includes everybody.

The Masculinist Coalition will never put down anyone from any dissenting group. All we want is the freedom to exist as males with the identity we establish and share it with anyone who is interested. We encourage female attendance (and consistent female members) and hope they enjoy sharing activities that the group links to a positive male identity.

Bylaws:

1. President
a. A president will be voted on every semester at the first meeting.
b. To be eligible to run for president, you must have attended all meetings/events last semester.
c. Anyone attending the first meeting can vote, but members who attended more than 8 meetings the previous semester have the weight of their voted doubled every semester.
d. You can vote for yourself, but it can only count as 2 votes maximum
e. For the first semester of existence, the Masculinist Coalition will retain the current President to make sure the values of the group are retained.
f. All meetings must have the president in attendance.
g. If the president is not in attendance, he may assign an interim president at the beginning of the semester for any such absences.


2. Absences
a. Everyone is allowed one unexcused absence that will not hurt their attempts at running for president.
b. The president can grant anyone a presidential pardon that can expunge any and all absences from the record.
c. Attending members can veto that decision, but only by a unanimous vote.
d. The president is allowed to pardon him/herself


3. Shenanigans
a. If, for any reason, a member of the group feels that a meeting is being invaded by people who are there to cause trouble, intentionally sabotage a group vote or just not have a good time any member can yell "Shenanigans!" to initiate shenanigans.
b. The president must approve the declaration of shenanigans before shenanigans can start.
c. Once approved, all attending members must sing Europe's "The Final Countdown" for 124 minutes, the exact runtime of "Die Hard 2"
c1. Anyone who is not familiar with the song can request a 1 minute demonstration.
d. Anyone not singing "The Final Countdown" must leave immediately and can't vote that day.
e. At any time, the person who decreed shenanigans or the president can make a motion to end shenanigans.
f. Only the president can officially end shenanigans before the 124 minute mark.


4. Additional By-Laws/Charter revisions
a. Additional by-laws can be added at the beginning of any meeting.
b. Charter revisions can be added at the beginning of any meeting.
c. All charter revisions and additional by-laws must be unanimously approved by all attending members.

[/charter]



3-27-08



I got a phone call yesterday politely requesting a 1 on 1 visit with the Dean of Pitzer College. Part of me wanted to believe I was up for some kind of prestigious academic accolade, but the rational side of my brain knew this was probably about the Masculinist Coalition. No member of the Pitzer administration had made any kind of official attempt to talk to me, so I honestly didn't know what to expect. I approached the meeting with a positive attitude, a smile and a gun taped under the toilet in the bathroom.

I was pleasantly surprised to sit down with Dean Marchant and hear his thoughts on the Masculinist Coalition. He opened by asking me why I transferred from UC Santa Cruz, and I told him an anecdote about the time I refused to sign a petition outside of the dining hall that almost resulted in a fist fight because someone couldn't possibly understand why my opinion differed from theirs. He asked me if I felt the same hostility at Pitzer and I suggested it wasn't as bad, but there was definitely an unspoken code around the campus that you should be thinking a certain way or else you're wrong. For example, there's a huge student campaign to get Coca-Cola off of Pitzer's campus because they're a bad corporation that does bad things. Personally speaking, RC Cola tastes like shit and I was never a huge Pepsi fan. Would I show up to one of these "Get Coke Off Our Campus!" meetings and voice my opinion? Not without fear of disembowelment for speaking my mind.

Dean Marchant told me (and I'm paraphrasing here) that our group had done nothing wrong. He said that even if other students didn't agree with what we were doing, or want to join our ranks, it wasn't their place to condemn this organization. He even suggested that these students should read the Constitution, since it appears they don't realize that the Masculinist Coalition is covered by a group much higher up than the Pitzer Student Senate. He said that it's a dangerous point of view to assume only your opinion is correct, and if you ever really want to learn anything you need to be open to opposing viewpoints.

Just when I thought things couldn't possibly get any better, he tells me that he's leaving today to go on an all guy's retreat that his wife (a comedian) jokingly refers to as a "Mancation" that will consist of him and his friends doing things like watching March Madness and making friendly wagers. I guess he was aware of the importance of asserting your male identity as you interpret it with a like minded group of people. Appaently, his witty wife can appreciate this as well. Thanks again Dean Marchant for the most pleasant meeting I've ever had with an academic commanding officer.

The Masculinist Coalition will be re-applying for academic funding this Sunday at Pitzer Student Senate. If anyone is interested in sponsoring us in any capacity, please don't hesitate to contact me.

Dashiell Driscoll
President of Pitzer's Unofficial Masculinist Coalition
http://masculinists.org



3-13-08


Thanks to everyone who came out to the Grove House last night to help mold and shape our charter. I was really happy to give everyone on the Pitzer campus who felt excluded by our group a chance to modify our charter, but mildly disappointed/confused by the turnout. We had 2 representatives from Feminist Coalition, 1 student senator and 5 students (including myself and the current Vice President) in attendance. Nobody bothered to email me saying they couldn't make the meeting but wanted to offer their input. If anyone feels marginalized or excluded by our charter on the Pitzer campus, they have no further grounds for argument since they didn't accept our generous invitation. We can, however, prescribe cheese for your whine.

It should also be noted that everyone who was there seemed ready to have a good time. We bought some small pyrotechnics, had more than just a couple of laughs and the Man Juice was flowing. I'm really glad this group could hold a meeting on campus with minimal negativity.

I'd like to take this time to apologize to anyone in the Pitzer community, and the world at large, for ever considering (even for a minute) to change the name of our organization. We will never change our name. We will ALWAYS be the Masculinist Coalition and I'd rather watch this group go down in flames standing up for what I believe in, than cave to a few people just because we want a little bit of money from the school. I started this club in the spirit of great men I admire. Men with names like Favre, Eastwood, Bundy (Al not Ted), Dangerfield and Batman. I doubt any of them would admire me if they knew I sacrificed the identity of my organization (which was supposed to be rooted in a search/celebration of my own identity) for a measly 150 dollars and the approval of people who probably wouldn't be long term members. If Pitzer really is a progressive institution, students should applaud the efforts of this club for transcending all current definitions of Masculinist and attempting to create something new and positive.

The Masculinist Coalition will apply for funding/recognition from the Pitzer student senate when they meet after Spring Break on March 29th. If Pitzer decides to, once again, deny us funding then all members of the student senate will have to stand behind their actions that would only be marginalizing members of the student body, re-enforcing negative connotations for a word that could be positive and subscribing to some Animal Farm-esque idea that all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

I hope this is not the case.

Thanks again to everyone around the world who has taken the time to contact me to show their support for this group. Sorry if I'm slow to respond to your emails, I've just been overwhelmed by them. I'm also still doing my best to be a student at the same time.

Dashiell Driscoll
President of Pitzer's Unofficial Masculinist Coalition
http://masculinists.org



3-11-08


Editor's note- I can not in good conscience agree to change the name of this organization. I just can't do it. If you want to hear my reasons please attend the charter drafting meeting Wednesday @ 6:33pm at the Grove House.

Tonight I sat in with the Feminist Coalition, along with my Vice President, for over 2 hours. It was a wonderful experience and I think it's the most calm and rational discussion that's been held on campus regarding this group since our initial launch. Everyone at Masculinist Coalition would like to thank them for that.

I thought a lot about why I wanted to create this group (along with my Vice President) and think a great deal of it has to do with me entering Pitzer as a transfer student Fall of 2006 and being forced to live off campus due to housing limitations. The overwhelming majority of my inbox was filled with the announcements and minutes of all kinds of groups that were clearly trying to change the world but just didn't sound like my kind of fun. If my original intentions of forming this group seemed reactionary to anyone, it was a long overdue response to a feeling that nobody was reaching out to encourage me to be me when I got here, but everyone else had a place they could go every week. I was fortunately able to meet some people with common interests through a mix of random chance and shared classes, but I never really felt like there was a group on campus that was representing my intersts from the beginning and would represent future students who felt out of place here when they arrived so far from home (even if they grew up in LA).

I know I never started this group to really hurt anybody. But it's abundantly clear to me that somewhere along the line a large group of people felt that this group (that I never intended to be serious in nature) was seriously hurting them for one reason or another. Now that the commotion has died down, some of them got the chance to articulate their points in a calm and civil manner that I was able to receive and properly digest. Our dialogue actually made progress because it lacked the standard fanfare and hostility that was beginning to emerge as the norm that I could now expect for the rest of my time here on campus all because I was trying to make some new friends.

I hope everyone that is interested in being a part of this group can come to the Grove House @ 6:33pm to help draft a new Masculinist Coalition charter.

Dashiell Driscoll
President of The Masculinist Coalition
http://masculinists.org



3-10-08


It's unfortunate that Pitzer College has temporarily decided to deny us funding/recognition as a legitimate group on campus. Some students feel discriminated against (even though we're open to anyone), some students feel we bully them (because we have made their actions that would usually remain on the Pitzer campus something for the world to see and form opinions on) and some students just don't like that our group is the first result when you google any of the following terms: pitzer student, pitzer feminist coalition, pitzer gay club and a very close second for pitzer group. I'm not sure if they feel embarrassed about their own words or ashamed that people might think they are directly linked to the thoughts and principles of this fine organization just because we attend the same school. Either way, we really hope all this hate male can stop.

We were asked not to videotape the Student Senate meeting, but I can assure anyone who was unable to attend that it was a great time. We're looking forward to taking action on some of the excellent suggestions that were passed around when the Masculinist Coalition meets this Wednesday @ 6:33pm in the Grove House to modify our charter with the help of all members of the Pitzer Community. I just hope everyone shows up with intentions of having a good time and creating a fun club that celebrates positive things we tie to heterosexual male identity and doesn't deal with any issues too seriously. Most importantly, I hope we can get together to make new friends and have a good time. That's the original reason this organization was started.

Here is a copy of our rejected charter:

[charter]

The Masculinist Coalition is a group created to celebrate man as members see fit, discuss issues men face and (most importantly) have a good time with other people of a similar mindset.

We are looking to find things that are deeply tied to male identity that were not being represented in any previous organization on campus. The Masculinist Coalition will gather to discuss what these things are and plan events to share them with other members of the community in a fun and light hearted way. We also will hold events to show pride regarding the male identity we establish (which is not static and can be molded by members who consistently attend and offer their input) as well as create a general awareness of who we are and what we are all about.

We do not discriminate. All members of all races, genders, sexual orientations and religions are encouraged to attend our events. This group is heterosexually oriented because there is no group previously on campus that was made for heterosexual males who feel out of place here, but anyone can attend and discuss any issues they have with being a male/male identity- this includes people who are not men and this includes people who are not heterosexual.

The Masculinist Coalition will never put women down. To associate us with male dominance is a mistake. All we want is the freedom to exist as males with the identity we establish. We encourage female attendance (and definitely consistent female members) and hope they enjoy sharing activities that the group links to a positive male identity.

We don't ask for your approval. We do, however, respectfully request the tolerance that we have been giving other students for our entire collegiate career.

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In other news, the first Manday Monday was held today and it was a phenomenal success. The attendance was overwhelming to say the least. I showed up a half hour late followed by our Vice President roughly an hour later. Some other people walked by and smiled politely. In all honesty, it was more than I expected. The only 8 Aimee Mann songs I have were played on a loop and we made 2 burgers but were unable to flip them because I forgot the spatula at home. I didn't know burgers could be burned down to practically nothing and it was really cool to watch. We also made some delicious Man Juice that was a palatable blend of Kool Aid powder and ice. Next time we're going to do our best to get some water in the mix.

In other news, the Pitzer Masculinist Coalition made it to the front of Digg.com again today! We strongly appreciate all the support that Digg has given us. We've received massive traffic to our site from all over the world as well as some much appreciated help in the departments of funding and potential sponsorship when users read we were temporarily denied financial backing from the school. Anyone interested in helping the Pitzer Masculinist Coalition can send PayPal donations to DashiellDriscoll@yahoo.com or just feel free to contact me there if you have any questions about the group and how you can help. We've also been featured on College Humor and dozens of blogs and message boards. What a week!

That's all, folks! I'll be sure to post an updated version of our charter Wednesday night.

Dashiell Driscoll
President of Pitzer's Masculinist Coalition
http://masculinists.org



3-7-08


Pitzer's Masculinist Coalition had its first meeting today. I'd like to thank everyone who decided it was worth their time to attend. I'd also like to thank everyone who protested our inaugural meeting with a rival event setup several meters away. That's the kind of competitive spirit we celebrate. The Masculinist Coalition wants to extend sincere thanks to everyone who came out to express their opinion about this fantastic new organization. It deeply saddens me though, on a personal level, that so many of you who spoke your mind chose to leave almost immediately after you vehemently voiced your opinion. It's very disrespectful to all members of our group and we hope you stick around next time to show that you care about an opinion other than your own.

We videotaped the entire meeting (except for a few minutes near the beginning of q&a when we ran out of battery and the last 15 minutes when we ran out of tape) and you can view the whole hour long meeting in 3 separate videos.

I've decided to upload our videos to Funny or Die, and not YouTube, for a few reasons.

1) This organization is supposed to be light hearted and I prefer the idea of sharing our content with a community that has a predisposition to laughter as opposed to the standard poorly written rants that clutter YouTube.

2) I'm a very active member of the Funny or Die community and have a great relationship with the site. I'm hoping they'll take advantage of our choice to upload exclusively to them by giving us prominent coverage on their illustrious front page.

3) I think if we play our cards right we can get Will Ferrell or Judd Apatow as a guest speaker. We'll settle for Jerry O'Connell.

Enjoy watching all 60 minutes of our first meeting:







Here are some pictures I took of the posters we made for Man of the Week. We were actually 5 minutes late to our first meeting because we were at Kinko's waiting on the printer. I added a quarter for scale.





Thank you for taking the time to view/listen. I can tell there was a lot of anger/frustration over the name "Masculinist" because it might be linked to people who try to put women down (even though a Google search will reveal otherwise) and we here at the Masculinist Coalition want to make it infinitely clear that we don't discriminate against anybody. We're just trying to be ourselves and we hope that the community (both locally and abroad) can respect and tolerate us.

Dashiell Driscoll
President of Pitzer's Masculinist Coalition
http://masculinists.org

PS. I think it's hilarious everyone kept complaining our name but nobody seemed to pay attention to the sign on the cooler of Kool-Aid we brought...



Expect an update after our first Manday Monday.